Why didn't my parents buy me this?

#typingofthedead #thingsiwishihadasakid

How have i not heard about this game till now? and why wasn't it more widely publicized? I would definitely have played this for hours.
Typing of the Dead, A remake of House of the Dead. Except instead of guns, the characters have keyboards strapped to their chests and short phrases and words make up their ammo.
Just watch, you'll get the idea.