Saturday, April 30, 2011

David Lynch signature cup coffee


David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo.

Thank you Mr. Tanner, Thank you.

BUY IT!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Existentialist Star Wars

Words of philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre.


Sorry French peeps or people who understand French, this won't be funny to you as this is actually the original dialogue being said.

Banana Boat

Is it because I'm Australian that I can only think of is sunscreen when I watch this? Regardless... pretty awesome.

Tune for Two (2011) from alfa primo on Vimeo.

To our USAers. LIGHT YEAR USA TOUR/MIX



Tracklist

Gesaffelstein - The Lack of Hope
Benoit & Sergio - Boy Trouble (Visionquest Remix)
Hercules & Love Affair - I Can't Wait
Midnight Savari - Rimshots (Cosmonaut Remix)
Shadow Dancer - Parallax
Diamond Lights - Happiness (Light Year & Strip Steve 'Deep Fried' Remix)
Julio Bashmore - Battle For Middle You
Marble Players - Playground
Bobmo - Northside
Carte Blanche - Jack On The Moon
In Flagranti - Worse For Wear (Punks Jump Up Remix)
Appleblim, Ramadanman - Void 23 (Carl Craig Re- Edit)
Arveene & Misk - Love Money Music Body (In Flagranti Remix)
Feadz - Dial A Tool (Light Year Remix)
The Buffalo Bunch - T.I.T.T.S
Dave Angel - Timeless
Mr Oizo - Let The Children Techno (LY Edit)
Bobmo - Hardbells (Strip Steve & Das Glow Remix)
ZZT - Zzafrica (Light Year & Finger Prince Remix)
ZZT - Zzafrica (Julio Bashmore Remix)
Goose - Synrise
Sebastian - Embody

I give it three partially smoked cigarettes.

Another one for the ILM showreel.

Let's hope it's better than the abortion that was Revenge of the Fallen.

The Apple Episode - South Park mini review


It does email, and web browsing, and it s**ts in Kyle's mouth?!"
-Cartman

Season 15 - Episode 1 - HUMANCENTiPAD

Not the strongest Season Opener but definitely worth the watch with South Park's stab at Apple.

HIGH POINT - The joke on people not reading terms and conditions before agreeing to it.

LOW POINT -  Trying to gel the story into a spin on the infamous 'Human Centipede (First Sequence)' just didn't really work.


7 out of 10 


If you disagree or have something to say please don't be afraid to discuss by commenting. 
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50 years of sound library screaming

Happy Birthday "Wilhelm Scream"

Thursday, April 28, 2011

MY EXCITEMENT IS ESCALATING



So, everyone else who posts on this blog has found out I have recently taken over the reigns of "sad ass XBOX gamer", a title which was most recently held by another fellow blogger, Tim.

This weekend (technically Monday for us in Australia) will see the release of the new Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC Map Pack. I personally am very excited because I've played that game so hard, I'm almost sick of the same shit, so just in time to fuel my fire.

Also, don't forget, the following weekend after this DLC, comes another Double XP weekend, so for all of you pounding away at getting that 15th prestige, make the most of it. I know I will be.

P.S. I heard a rumor the double XP weekend will also feature a game mode called "Firing Range 24/7", for all of those people out there who are sick of only playing it 95% of the time.

Above was a promo for the upcoming DLC, below is a promo for the previous DLC.

TRON: D3STINY

So this is a little fan made trailer for a Tron film set in the real world by the looks of it. Some nice effects and a bad guy from the original Tron film.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

DICKHEAD.

Man Gets Prince William and Kate's Faces Tattooed on His TEETH






”I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day. says Franks



NEED TO SEE THIS.

The subject matter of this doco interests me immensely.

CALL OF THE DEAD. FUCK YEAH!


It's just for fun.

This guy is amazing.
Things i love about this video.
1) arnie-esque voice.
2) Mega slingshot.
3) 93 shots per minute...... if you can load a slingshot 93 times in a minute, well good for you.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Fun Facts!

Did anybody care to read the credits in the new Beastie Boys short film?
If not, here's a little easter egg you missed.


yep. Chris Cunningham. wow.


also, Rick James was apparently the clapper loader. lolz.

New SOUTH PARK!


HUMANCENTiPAD
Tags: SOUTH
PARK
more...



=
 

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Happy Easter CNTS

Retro-Tinged Bliss Pop


Minnesota's preeminent purveyor of retro-tinged bliss pop, John Maus, has dropped a video for "Believer," the closing track from his forthcoming full-lengthWe Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves. The heavenly, vastly expansive tune is matched by a similarly dense layering of abstract and psychedelic images to stunning effect. And for those seeking more Maus-related video, we've dug up an XLR8R TV episode from the 2008 vaults, which features the weirdo-pop craftsman waxing philosophical on his music, lyrics, and the like.


sauce - xlr8r & Boum7 please follow No. 7

BEASTIE BOYS "FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT - REVISITED" SHORT FILM

It's finally here!

Brilliant

NEED!

Luke's Jacket complete with Medal from the Throne Room scene in Star Wars is now available here

See the below clip to see/remember just how effing rad this jacket is. 
P.S. Why doesn't Chewie get a medal?

Malick Magic.




From Terrence Malick, the acclaimed director of such classic films as "Badlands", "Days of Heaven" and "The Thin Red Line", "The Tree of Life" is the impressionistic story of a Midwestern family in the 1950's. The film follows the life journey of the eldest son, Jack, through the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as he tries to reconcile a complicated relationship with his father (Brad Pitt). Jack (played as an adult by Sean Penn) finds himself a lost soul in the modern world, seeking answers to the origins and meaning of life while questioning the existence of faith. Through Malick's signature imagery, we see how both brute nature and spiritual grace shape not only our lives as individuals and families, but all life.

Friday, April 22, 2011

The Unspeakable. Chilly's new LP.


Please CLICK HERE to download the THE UNSPEAKABLE CHILLY GONZALES MEDLEY!


GRAB HIS OTHER STUFF. YOU MUST.


   

I'm on a Horse!

If you like South Park, you should enjoy this.

Wierd Al

So new Weird Al album coming out soon, here is the first track on his new album.
Taken from Lady GaGa's "Born This Way".

I like it, I think thats because it's a not so subtle stab at how pretentious and over the top Lady GaGa is.

This is Perform This Way.

Sunday Prayer

3 More Wrong Production Stills.

Eric Judor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Steak)
 (my only question is, where's Ramzy?)

Jack plotnick (Rubber) & Alexis Dziena (Entourage)


A Dog Lamp. 
(Perhaps this really is about a man and his missing dog.)

follow the magic bearded man director of this film here please.

Happy Birthday, Castle Awesome.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

all i want for christmas...


The lads over at Topless Robot have comprised a list of the top ten Star Wars toys that were never remade by Hasbro. I wonder why? I wish they would reconsider.



see the full list here.

(Ed. Had to add this. Of course Ewoks had lifts!)

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

We can rebuild him. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

So this is the second installment of the new live action Mortal Kombat series.

So far the series has followed the story of Sonya, Kano and Jax. They seem to be doing a Creation Myth style storyline, where we are going to learn how each of the attendants in the 'Mortal Kombat' gain entry to the competition.

a particularly sweet fight in this episode, one of the first i've seen in a live action Mortal Kombat video that actually looks like a fight out of one of the games. Good for Black Dynamite and his amazing fighting skills being put into use.



Watch, share and Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Brilliant

Uffie and Evian.

Tom Tom Club's 'Word Rappinghood', remixed by DJ Mehdi and Uffie

How right they were. A newspaper from 1985

Sauce - angrybec follow her please.

HBO is still KING.

Watched the first Episode last night. Well worth the watch. This is going to be a BIG story.

Still Thinking Part 3.

Watch this site in future http://muckme.com/


I must admit the beginning and end are a little gay with Californication opening and closing. BUTTTT the rest is quite swell and Rynecologist Mixes are always very exciting.




Still Thinking Pt. iii [MuckMix #3] by RYNECOLOGIST

Tracklist:

ENTRANCE – Letter to Karen.
1. ??? – ???
2. BRODINSKI & RYNECOLOGIST – Steel Brothers
3. ??? – ???
4. ZZT – Zzafrika (GESAFFELSTEIN Rmx)
5. DJEDJOTRONIC – Bugle
6. SEI A – Sugar Mountain (MANILA Rmx)
7. DAS GLOW & STRIP STEVE – Calcium
8. BOBMO – Hardbells (DAS GLOW & STRIP STEVE Rmx)
9. JORI HULKKONEN – Opportunities
10. ??? – ???
11. SHADOW DANCER – Parallax
12. BRYAN FERRY & ROXY MUSIC – More Than This
13. CASSIUS – I <3 U So (BOWSKI Rmx)
14. ??? - ???
15. DIAMOND LIGHTS - Happiness (LIGHT YEAR & STRIP STEVE Rmx)
16. HERCULES & LOVE AFFAIR - Shelter (The XX Cover)
17. ALAN BRAXE & FRED FALKE - Lovelost
18. FEADZ - Dial a Tool (LIGHT YEAR Rmx)
19. GESAFFELSTEIN - Variations (Rynecologist Edit)
20. CLOUDS - Time Fog [Pt.1]
21. BOYS NOIZE - Jeffer
22. NEW ORDER - Bizarre Love Triangle
Exit – Letter to Becca.

Real hotwheels.

So this is something i've always wanted to do ever since i got my first hotwheels kit.

Still one of the best experiences you can have on Earth.


This is the top rated comment (see below). I didnt say this, hohhapecker did

"directions for listening to this song:

1) smoke a bowl

2) turn off all the lights in your room

3) lay in your bed

4) close your eyes

5) drift into the endless abyss of your imagination

BTW you don't need to be high for this to be amazing, but it makes it that much more awesome when you are".


There's always the original if you can't take the above clips awesomeness.

Mos Eisley hatin

2011 the year of 3 in video games.

Read then VOTE!






























Monday, April 18, 2011

Why so serious?

So we have had a lot of relatively serious posts lately, heres something i found that i thought was shit. I've decided to share it with you. I'm no longer going to count sheep as i go to sleep at night, I'm now counting Nyans.

La Casa Muda

Also known as "The Silent House" is the latest Spanish horror film that actually looks really effing scary. All in one continuous shot... i think i may piss myself. "Real horror in real time".

WRONG

My favourite Beard is making a new film. No not Lucas Spielberg or Coppolla but Dupieux. Quentin Dupieux AKA beatboner god Mr. Oizo is in the middle of shooting his next film Wrong (1 week down 3 to go). As we did with Rubber we'll be following the production of this project with baited breath.




? and Quentin




"this first week of shoot already killed RUBBER. my new movie is about madness and beauty. it's already incredible. can't wait to screen it !"


Quentin via Twitter.






Storywise we know that it revolves around a man and his missing dog.









CAST




Steve Little (Eastbound & Down)


(Wrong Production still)




William Fitchner (Black Hawk Down, Crash)






Jack Plotnick (Rubber & Meet the Fockers)


(Wrong Productions Still)




As we find out more about the cast we'll let you know. We're getting from all these photos that Quentin will be leaving the desert and heading back to a more Suburban setting like his previous film Steak.




Until our next time please enjoy these still from Quentin himself. Have a go at guessing at what your looking at on some of them.




Click pictures to Embiggen.








um. wow.



It was nice knowing you COD.

Friday, April 15, 2011

If i were a Bee, A Queen Bee.

Learning about Bees!



So there is a whole series of these about different animals. I can't work out if this is supposed to be a learning video for children or isabella rosselinis personal porn collection, they all focus on how each animal has 'the sex'. Often in horrible ways resulting in the death or mutilation of the male animal.
What the fuck, Nature.





















and an interview with the mind behind this bizarre look at animal sex.

Brings a tear to my eye.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

JetLev.

How have i never heard about this before?
Why does this video not tell me how to buy one of these?

This is probably the greatest thing invented, ever.

Umm... YES!

Why haven't we watched this yet?

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Buildings eat the French.





I do so love Mr. David Firth.

NEED!


Han Solo frozen in Carbonite Ice Tray.


Pre-order here

New Breakbot? With someone who sounds exactly like MJ.



Sauce EAF.

Why Busy P is kewl.

Gesaffelstein remix of ZZT. WILD!

The ORiginal is below. ZZT = Tiga and Zombie Nation


Old news again. Sorry.

I Love Sarah Jane.

I don't know if anyone saw this, but a few years ago, this short film was in Sundance and got 'well good' reviews. It is currently in the process of being adapted into a feature film. Done by australian writer/director Spencer Susser. worth about 14 minutes of your time.



And if you are interested in this director, he has gone on to do a film called 'Hesher' with Joseph gordon-levitt.



yeah.

Get over here!

So Black Dynamite is still kicking ass. Michael Jai White is now one of the leads in a new Mortal Kombat Live action web series. check it out.



i dont know what to make of this. i guess i'll give it a few episodes and see how they go. could be good, could be awful.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

So very very rad/rude


SEBASTIAN TOTAL (X rated) by revenge001

Once again old but shouldn't be missed. Also the release of 'Total' draws near!

Tracklist

01 Hudson River
02 Love in Motion [ft. Mayer Hawthorne]
03 Tough Games
04 Embody
05 Ross Ross Ross
06 Fried
07 Kindercut
08 Water Games
09 Total
10 Jackwire
11 C.T.F.O [ft. M.I.A]
12 Cartoon
13 Arabest
14 Prime
15 Mean Games
16 Tetra
17 Motor
18 Night
19 Yes
20 Bird Game
21 Doggg
22 Frustra

The power of a passionate fan.

Not the official video however highly endorsed by all at the Monkeytown. This clip for Idiologie was produced by a lover of the Mo with a few computer skills. The track is from Siriusmo's new LP 'Mosaik'. If you havent listened to Mosaik you are quite a silly person and should do so immediately - get aquanted with Mo here


This is all old news but i like to reiterate.

That Shits Fu*ked up right there.



Woman Uses Sperm from Oral Sex to Impregnate Self, Gets Child Support!








"Chicago family physician Richard Phillips, sued Irons for a “calculated, profound personal betrayal.” He claims they never had intercourse in the time of their affair. But, the judges essentially said, “Somebody gotta pay for the baby now that it’s here and she is yours.”



Sauce - http://www.eurthisnthat.com and Jems

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Just 3 Boyz

The Delicious sound of Mono-Poly.

Grab the EP here - http://ninjatune.net

Tracklist

01. Manifestations
02. Forest Dark
03. Glow
04. Needs Deodorant
05. Toe Jam
06. Punch The Troll In The Neck
07. Vibrations (Alternate)

BLOG LOVE - Dads on vacation









Lars Von Trier's End of the World.

Chaos Reins!

Carte Blanche EP 2 - Soon

Looks like Rockstar has done it again.

Just watch.

Fight For Your Right - Revisited.

New Beastie Boys LP later this year. In the meantime enjoy this star packed promo for a soon to be released 30 minute short.


Attack of the Block

This has been getting rave reviews. Go see this when it eventually comes out peeps.

"It's genuinely scary and thrilling, and the cast, made up mostly of unknowns, at first seem like those kids lost between the cracks, but once they decide to fight, you cheer them on, especially John Boyega as Moses, the leader of the kids. The monsters, refreshingly, aren't CGI and are scary as hell, reminiscent of ALIEN and CRITTERS, all glowing teeth and inky black fur. It's a fucking amazing debut for Cornish, who with this first film should have a very long career as a director. If this isn't picked up for American distribution before the end of the fest, I'd be very surprised. ATTACK THE BLOCK would fit right in with any giant summer release and pound for pound I'd bet it delivers more thrills than any of them"
Nordling - AICN

Friday, April 8, 2011

This is what you get.

So i guess this may be a tale of morality?



i guess the idea is, don't piss off your friendly neighbourhood Hobo, especially if he has a shotgun.

Get to the choppa!

So this is a nifty piece of software, also a little scary, if we can do this now, how far ahead is The 'Predators' technology?! we are so fucked.


Castle Beats

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