Friday, November 11, 2011

Jacuzzi Boys - Glazin' (NSFW) [UPDATED]

#Jacuzziboys #Glazin #NSFW

The Story So Far:



On Halloween, a group of anonymous female fans of The Jacuzzi Boys, decided to make, what was going to end up being, one of the most infamous series of images, ever associated with a song.

The girls, removed their under garments, decorated their vaginas, and used string to control their movements, similar to a marionette puppet. Many vaginas were used, all decorated in very creative ways, and each vagina was 'lip-syncing' to the song "Glazin'".

Needless to say, the video, although nothing short of genius, was considered extremely explicit. Naturally, Youtube was the first place it was uploaded to, even though it was only a matter of time, before the video met the first of it's many "flags".

Here is the description that was posted on the Youtube video.

"Youtube!!!! 


we are 6 girls (and one tiny dog) who looooove the Jacuzzi Boys!!!!! (don't wory 18+, don't be gross) We made a fan vid a few nites ago we all got together at Karen's new apt. Anyways, this is our favorite song from the new album. 


Jacuzzi Boys, 
We know your on tour but want to send you this!!! 


 we made this account cuz of all the weirdos on youtube, but if you are in the band send us a message! You guys are so cute!! 
our dream is to meet the boys, so if anyone that sees this knows them... make sure they see it and know that we are glazin' (lol) for them always! 


 hope u all like it!! 
everyone else don't be pervy, it's just fun! vagina's are so sci-fi, right?


xoxoxooxoxo 
smoochies 


 PS. GO CANES!!!!"


Due to a thing called "The Internet", the video eventually made it's way to The Jacuzzi Boys themselves, and CastleAwesome believes they replied to the video prematurely, and should've let their management and / or record company deal with the situation first. Here is what they wrote:

"JacuzziGalz! 


 HOLY... SHIT... What the fuck?! This is so insane & beautiful... We're speechless! This is hands down the coolest thing a fan has ever done... Wow. We wanna ask a million questions, but we won't... but, Yes! we're absolutely down to make this public... We'll now call this the "official" video for Glazin'! It's a masterpiece! 


 It couldn't have come at a better time... Happy Halloween! 


Forever in debt, 
Xoxo 


JBs"


From this point, the video bounced around all the major video sites, Youtube - removed, then Vimeo - removed, then Daily Motion. Since Daily Motion is a european video hosting site, we automatically assumed, because they have no shame, that the video would stick around for a while.

It didn't.

Shortly afterwards, a Vimeo account, simply named "Jacuzzi Gals" was created. To our shock, the video was back up online, and for the first few seconds, appeared to be the real thing.

Until a "CENSORED" graphic appears over a vagina, that may or may not have resembled Fidel Castro. Then another "CENSORED" graphic over Homer Simpson. 26 entire shots had been censored, but not because they were explicit, but because it infringed on the likeness rights of some "pop culture references". (P.S. Don't tell Walt Disney, but my girlfriends vagina looks like Mickey Mouse).

As a result, the Jacuzzi Gals released this statement:

"Hey again guys!


The old vid used to be here: vimeo.com/​31334441 but the record label send us scarey lawyer letters (even tho the band liked it) sooo...


We had to take it down last time they told us cuz maybe George Lucas doesn't like singing v's dressed like Jabba, but wut about halloween costumes???


Not tryin to say George Lucas doesn't like v's, just that the record peeps thought that maybe he wouldn't like it.


I duno I totally thought it was satire or parody but what do we know, we just made it- gotta be careful in the USA!


IT'S hard JUST to be a fan these days !!!"


This is where we end this post. CastleAwesome has been an advocate for the freedom of speech, and has continuously taken a journalist approach to the events that have happened. We have posted the video, everywhere we can, when it has become available on other sites. We have posted links to the video, and we have kept every post we do to a socially acceptable ethical standard, but still through the request of management, Hardly Art, Blogger have threatened to shut us down for posting copyrighted material.

So I will provide 2 external links. Both links are to other sites that have nothing to do with CastleAwesome or Blogger. If anyone has a problem, or thinks that these links infringe copyright, please write to the webmaster of those sites, after all, they are hosting the content, not us. Even the photograph that we have used for this post is not from the video, it is a behind the scenes shot that was personally sent to us from the Jacuzzi Gals themselves.

Censored Video - This is a Vimeo page

Uncensored Video - Jacuzzi Gals official site

CastleAwesome has reached out to both parties, Jacuzzi Gals and Hardly Art, for comments, but no official comments has come our way that we can post at this time. Maybe something soon. Follow @CastleAwesome on twitter for more details.


Below is our original post, obviously without the video.


VIDEO DELETED - HERE IS THE ORIGINAL POST:

Wow, i couldn't stop laughing this entire video. I remember at one point screaming

"what the fuck am i watching!" 

This is very much NSFW. So watch at your own peril. Hopefully the video will be ambiguous enough to people who only glance at it quickly. Took me about 5 seconds to work out what i was seeing. 
Enjoy!



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9 comments:

  1. my stomach hurts. i'm crying. i'm in hysterics. this is the best video ever made.

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  2. Fuck yeah! good work Anonymous whoever you are. We are appreciative!

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  3. the fuck did I just watch?

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  4. Vaginas singing. It's the greatest thing made by a human.

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  5. said it before and i'll say it again you girls are my heros!!!

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