Lockout - Half Baked Review

HALF-BAKED REVIEWpast participle, past tense of halfbakeying (Verb)

Verb:

Watching a film whilst under the influence of alcohol, cough syrup, ritalin or some form of mind altering substance Writing a review about said film in the same mind altered state.

Occasionally I like to watch corny pop corn action flicks... Ok so it's more often than not.

Today we subjected ourselves to the film... Lockout 

Warning: This is the worst piece of sh#t movie I've ever not finished. Fives minutes and six seconds into the film... It was stopped.

The melodrama at the start of the film was almost excusable to find out what was going to happen. I mean Space. Jail. Sounds like an awesome movie. With Guy Pearce and... OMFG amaze balls:

BUT THEN........ ALL OF SUDDEN THE MOVIE TURNS INTO A HORRIFIC DISASTER WHEN THE D.I.Y LOOKING CG FROM 1980 TAKES OVER AN ENTIRE CHASE SEQUENCE THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO VOMIT.......

We didn't get more than 5 minutes in. This movie doesn't get a star rating. Just a fail.