Saturday, April 30, 2011
David Lynch signature cup coffee
David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee from David Lynch on Vimeo.
Thank you Mr. Tanner, Thank you.
BUY IT!
Friday, April 29, 2011
Existentialist Star Wars
Words of philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre.
Sorry French peeps or people who understand French, this won't be funny to you as this is actually the original dialogue being said.
Sorry French peeps or people who understand French, this won't be funny to you as this is actually the original dialogue being said.
Banana Boat
Is it because I'm Australian that I can only think of is sunscreen when I watch this? Regardless... pretty awesome.
Tune for Two (2011) from alfa primo on Vimeo.
To our USAers. LIGHT YEAR USA TOUR/MIX
Tracklist
Gesaffelstein - The Lack of Hope
Benoit & Sergio - Boy Trouble (Visionquest Remix)
Hercules & Love Affair - I Can't Wait
Midnight Savari - Rimshots (Cosmonaut Remix)
Shadow Dancer - Parallax
Diamond Lights - Happiness (Light Year & Strip Steve 'Deep Fried' Remix)
Julio Bashmore - Battle For Middle You
Marble Players - Playground
Bobmo - Northside
Carte Blanche - Jack On The Moon
In Flagranti - Worse For Wear (Punks Jump Up Remix)
Appleblim, Ramadanman - Void 23 (Carl Craig Re- Edit)
Arveene & Misk - Love Money Music Body (In Flagranti Remix)
Feadz - Dial A Tool (Light Year Remix)
The Buffalo Bunch - T.I.T.T.S
Dave Angel - Timeless
Mr Oizo - Let The Children Techno (LY Edit)
Bobmo - Hardbells (Strip Steve & Das Glow Remix)
ZZT - Zzafrica (Light Year & Finger Prince Remix)
ZZT - Zzafrica (Julio Bashmore Remix)
Goose - Synrise
Sebastian - Embody
Benoit & Sergio - Boy Trouble (Visionquest Remix)
Hercules & Love Affair - I Can't Wait
Midnight Savari - Rimshots (Cosmonaut Remix)
Shadow Dancer - Parallax
Diamond Lights - Happiness (Light Year & Strip Steve 'Deep Fried' Remix)
Julio Bashmore - Battle For Middle You
Marble Players - Playground
Bobmo - Northside
Carte Blanche - Jack On The Moon
In Flagranti - Worse For Wear (Punks Jump Up Remix)
Appleblim, Ramadanman - Void 23 (Carl Craig Re- Edit)
Arveene & Misk - Love Money Music Body (In Flagranti Remix)
Feadz - Dial A Tool (Light Year Remix)
The Buffalo Bunch - T.I.T.T.S
Dave Angel - Timeless
Mr Oizo - Let The Children Techno (LY Edit)
Bobmo - Hardbells (Strip Steve & Das Glow Remix)
ZZT - Zzafrica (Light Year & Finger Prince Remix)
ZZT - Zzafrica (Julio Bashmore Remix)
Goose - Synrise
Sebastian - Embody
Another one for the ILM showreel.
Let's hope it's better than the abortion that was Revenge of the Fallen.
The Apple Episode - South Park mini review
It does email, and web browsing, and it s**ts in Kyle's mouth?!"
-Cartman
Season 15 - Episode 1 - HUMANCENTiPAD
Not the strongest Season Opener but definitely worth the watch with South Park's stab at Apple.
HIGH POINT - The joke on people not reading terms and conditions before agreeing to it.
LOW POINT - Trying to gel the story into a spin on the infamous 'Human Centipede (First Sequence)' just didn't really work.
7 out of 10
If you disagree or have something to say please don't be afraid to discuss by commenting.
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If you disagree or have something to say please don't be afraid to discuss by commenting.
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Thursday, April 28, 2011
MY EXCITEMENT IS ESCALATING
So, everyone else who posts on this blog has found out I have recently taken over the reigns of "sad ass XBOX gamer", a title which was most recently held by another fellow blogger, Tim.
This weekend (technically Monday for us in Australia) will see the release of the new Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC Map Pack. I personally am very excited because I've played that game so hard, I'm almost sick of the same shit, so just in time to fuel my fire.
Also, don't forget, the following weekend after this DLC, comes another Double XP weekend, so for all of you pounding away at getting that 15th prestige, make the most of it. I know I will be.
P.S. I heard a rumor the double XP weekend will also feature a game mode called "Firing Range 24/7", for all of those people out there who are sick of only playing it 95% of the time.
Above was a promo for the upcoming DLC, below is a promo for the previous DLC.
TRON: D3STINY
So this is a little fan made trailer for a Tron film set in the real world by the looks of it. Some nice effects and a bad guy from the original Tron film.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
DICKHEAD.
Man Gets Prince William and Kate's Faces Tattooed on His TEETH
”I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day.” says Franks
sauce - dentalassistantschools.net
It's just for fun.
This guy is amazing.
Things i love about this video.
1) arnie-esque voice.
2) Mega slingshot.
3) 93 shots per minute...... if you can load a slingshot 93 times in a minute, well good for you.
Things i love about this video.
1) arnie-esque voice.
2) Mega slingshot.
3) 93 shots per minute...... if you can load a slingshot 93 times in a minute, well good for you.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Retro-Tinged Bliss Pop
Minnesota's preeminent purveyor of retro-tinged bliss pop, John Maus, has dropped a video for "Believer," the closing track from his forthcoming full-length, We Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves. The heavenly, vastly expansive tune is matched by a similarly dense layering of abstract and psychedelic images to stunning effect. And for those seeking more Maus-related video, we've dug up an XLR8R TV episode from the 2008 vaults, which features the weirdo-pop craftsman waxing philosophical on his music, lyrics, and the like.
sauce - xlr8r & Boum7 please follow No. 7
Malick Magic.
From Terrence Malick, the acclaimed director of such classic films as "Badlands", "Days of Heaven" and "The Thin Red Line", "The Tree of Life" is the impressionistic story of a Midwestern family in the 1950's. The film follows the life journey of the eldest son, Jack, through the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as he tries to reconcile a complicated relationship with his father (Brad Pitt). Jack (played as an adult by Sean Penn) finds himself a lost soul in the modern world, seeking answers to the origins and meaning of life while questioning the existence of faith. Through Malick's signature imagery, we see how both brute nature and spiritual grace shape not only our lives as individuals and families, but all life.
Friday, April 22, 2011
The Unspeakable. Chilly's new LP.
GRAB HIS OTHER STUFF. YOU MUST.
Wierd Al
So new Weird Al album coming out soon, here is the first track on his new album.
Taken from Lady GaGa's "Born This Way".
I like it, I think thats because it's a not so subtle stab at how pretentious and over the top Lady GaGa is.
This is Perform This Way.
Taken from Lady GaGa's "Born This Way".
I like it, I think thats because it's a not so subtle stab at how pretentious and over the top Lady GaGa is.
This is Perform This Way.
Labels:
Al,
Born This Way,
GaGa,
Lady,
Perform This Way,
Wierd,
Yankovic
3 More Wrong Production Stills.
Eric Judor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Steak)
(my only question is, where's Ramzy?)
Jack plotnick (Rubber) & Alexis Dziena (Entourage)
A Dog Lamp.
(Perhaps this really is about a man and his missing dog.)
follow the magic bearded man director of this film here please.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
all i want for christmas...
The lads over at Topless Robot have comprised a list of the top ten Star Wars toys that were never remade by Hasbro. I wonder why? I wish they would reconsider.
see the full list here.
(Ed. Had to add this. Of course Ewoks had lifts!)
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
We can rebuild him. Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
So this is the second installment of the new live action Mortal Kombat series.
So far the series has followed the story of Sonya, Kano and Jax. They seem to be doing a Creation Myth style storyline, where we are going to learn how each of the attendants in the 'Mortal Kombat' gain entry to the competition.
a particularly sweet fight in this episode, one of the first i've seen in a live action Mortal Kombat video that actually looks like a fight out of one of the games. Good for Black Dynamite and his amazing fighting skills being put into use.
Watch, share and Enjoy.
So far the series has followed the story of Sonya, Kano and Jax. They seem to be doing a Creation Myth style storyline, where we are going to learn how each of the attendants in the 'Mortal Kombat' gain entry to the competition.
a particularly sweet fight in this episode, one of the first i've seen in a live action Mortal Kombat video that actually looks like a fight out of one of the games. Good for Black Dynamite and his amazing fighting skills being put into use.
Watch, share and Enjoy.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
HBO is still KING.
Watched the first Episode last night. Well worth the watch. This is going to be a BIG story.
Still Thinking Part 3.
Watch this site in future http://muckme.com/
I must admit the beginning and end are a little gay with Californication opening and closing. BUTTTT the rest is quite swell and Rynecologist Mixes are always very exciting.
Still Thinking Pt. iii [MuckMix #3] by RYNECOLOGIST
Still Thinking Pt. iii [MuckMix #3] by RYNECOLOGIST
Tracklist:
ENTRANCE – Letter to Karen.
1. ??? – ???
2. BRODINSKI & RYNECOLOGIST – Steel Brothers
3. ??? – ???
4. ZZT – Zzafrika (GESAFFELSTEIN Rmx)
5. DJEDJOTRONIC – Bugle
6. SEI A – Sugar Mountain (MANILA Rmx)
7. DAS GLOW & STRIP STEVE – Calcium
8. BOBMO – Hardbells (DAS GLOW & STRIP STEVE Rmx)
9. JORI HULKKONEN – Opportunities
10. ??? – ???
11. SHADOW DANCER – Parallax
12. BRYAN FERRY & ROXY MUSIC – More Than This
13. CASSIUS – I <3 U So (BOWSKI Rmx)
14. ??? - ???
15. DIAMOND LIGHTS - Happiness (LIGHT YEAR & STRIP STEVE Rmx)
16. HERCULES & LOVE AFFAIR - Shelter (The XX Cover)
17. ALAN BRAXE & FRED FALKE - Lovelost
18. FEADZ - Dial a Tool (LIGHT YEAR Rmx)
19. GESAFFELSTEIN - Variations (Rynecologist Edit)
20. CLOUDS - Time Fog [Pt.1]
21. BOYS NOIZE - Jeffer
22. NEW ORDER - Bizarre Love Triangle
Exit – Letter to Becca.
ENTRANCE – Letter to Karen.
1. ??? – ???
2. BRODINSKI & RYNECOLOGIST – Steel Brothers
3. ??? – ???
4. ZZT – Zzafrika (GESAFFELSTEIN Rmx)
5. DJEDJOTRONIC – Bugle
6. SEI A – Sugar Mountain (MANILA Rmx)
7. DAS GLOW & STRIP STEVE – Calcium
8. BOBMO – Hardbells (DAS GLOW & STRIP STEVE Rmx)
9. JORI HULKKONEN – Opportunities
10. ??? – ???
11. SHADOW DANCER – Parallax
12. BRYAN FERRY & ROXY MUSIC – More Than This
13. CASSIUS – I <3 U So (BOWSKI Rmx)
14. ??? - ???
15. DIAMOND LIGHTS - Happiness (LIGHT YEAR & STRIP STEVE Rmx)
16. HERCULES & LOVE AFFAIR - Shelter (The XX Cover)
17. ALAN BRAXE & FRED FALKE - Lovelost
18. FEADZ - Dial a Tool (LIGHT YEAR Rmx)
19. GESAFFELSTEIN - Variations (Rynecologist Edit)
20. CLOUDS - Time Fog [Pt.1]
21. BOYS NOIZE - Jeffer
22. NEW ORDER - Bizarre Love Triangle
Exit – Letter to Becca.
Real hotwheels.
So this is something i've always wanted to do ever since i got my first hotwheels kit.
Still one of the best experiences you can have on Earth.
This is the top rated comment (see below). I didnt say this, hohhapecker did
"directions for listening to this song:
1) smoke a bowl
2) turn off all the lights in your room
3) lay in your bed
4) close your eyes
5) drift into the endless abyss of your imagination
BTW you don't need to be high for this to be amazing, but it makes it that much more awesome when you are".
1) smoke a bowl
2) turn off all the lights in your room
3) lay in your bed
4) close your eyes
5) drift into the endless abyss of your imagination
BTW you don't need to be high for this to be amazing, but it makes it that much more awesome when you are".
There's always the original if you can't take the above clips awesomeness.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Why so serious?
So we have had a lot of relatively serious posts lately, heres something i found that i thought was shit. I've decided to share it with you. I'm no longer going to count sheep as i go to sleep at night, I'm now counting Nyans.
La Casa Muda
Also known as "The Silent House" is the latest Spanish horror film that actually looks really effing scary. All in one continuous shot... i think i may piss myself. "Real horror in real time".
WRONG
My favourite Beard is making a new film. No not Lucas Spielberg or Coppolla but Dupieux. Quentin Dupieux AKA beatboner god Mr. Oizo is in the middle of shooting his next film Wrong (1 week down 3 to go). As we did with Rubber we'll be following the production of this project with baited breath.
? and Quentin
"this first week of shoot already killed RUBBER. my new movie is about madness and beauty. it's already incredible. can't wait to screen it !"
Quentin via Twitter.
Storywise we know that it revolves around a man and his missing dog.
CAST
Steve Little (Eastbound & Down)
(Wrong Production still)
William Fitchner (Black Hawk Down, Crash)
Jack Plotnick (Rubber & Meet the Fockers)
(Wrong Productions Still)
As we find out more about the cast we'll let you know. We're getting from all these photos that Quentin will be leaving the desert and heading back to a more Suburban setting like his previous film Steak.
Until our next time please enjoy these still from Quentin himself. Have a go at guessing at what your looking at on some of them.
Click pictures to Embiggen.
Labels:
movie,
oizo,
quentin dupieux,
rubber,
wrong
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
If i were a Bee, A Queen Bee.
Learning about Bees!
So there is a whole series of these about different animals. I can't work out if this is supposed to be a learning video for children or isabella rosselinis personal porn collection, they all focus on how each animal has 'the sex'. Often in horrible ways resulting in the death or mutilation of the male animal.
What the fuck, Nature.
and an interview with the mind behind this bizarre look at animal sex.
So there is a whole series of these about different animals. I can't work out if this is supposed to be a learning video for children or isabella rosselinis personal porn collection, they all focus on how each animal has 'the sex'. Often in horrible ways resulting in the death or mutilation of the male animal.
What the fuck, Nature.
and an interview with the mind behind this bizarre look at animal sex.
Labels:
Bees,
green porno,
sex
Thursday, April 14, 2011
JetLev.
How have i never heard about this before?
Why does this video not tell me how to buy one of these?
This is probably the greatest thing invented, ever.
Why does this video not tell me how to buy one of these?
This is probably the greatest thing invented, ever.
Labels:
Flying,
JetLev,
Jetpack,
water sports.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Why Busy P is kewl.
Gesaffelstein remix of ZZT. WILD!
The ORiginal is below. ZZT = Tiga and Zombie Nation
Old news again. Sorry.
I Love Sarah Jane.
I don't know if anyone saw this, but a few years ago, this short film was in Sundance and got 'well good' reviews. It is currently in the process of being adapted into a feature film. Done by australian writer/director Spencer Susser. worth about 14 minutes of your time.
And if you are interested in this director, he has gone on to do a film called 'Hesher' with Joseph gordon-levitt.
yeah.
And if you are interested in this director, he has gone on to do a film called 'Hesher' with Joseph gordon-levitt.
yeah.
Get over here!
So Black Dynamite is still kicking ass. Michael Jai White is now one of the leads in a new Mortal Kombat Live action web series. check it out.
i dont know what to make of this. i guess i'll give it a few episodes and see how they go. could be good, could be awful.
i dont know what to make of this. i guess i'll give it a few episodes and see how they go. could be good, could be awful.
Labels:
mortal Kombat
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
So very very rad/rude
SEBASTIAN TOTAL (X rated) by revenge001
Once again old but shouldn't be missed. Also the release of 'Total' draws near!
Tracklist
01 Hudson River
02 Love in Motion [ft. Mayer Hawthorne]
03 Tough Games
04 Embody
05 Ross Ross Ross
06 Fried
07 Kindercut
08 Water Games
09 Total
10 Jackwire
11 C.T.F.O [ft. M.I.A]
12 Cartoon
13 Arabest
14 Prime
15 Mean Games
16 Tetra
17 Motor
18 Night
19 Yes
20 Bird Game
21 Doggg
22 Frustra
The power of a passionate fan.
Not the official video however highly endorsed by all at the Monkeytown. This clip for Idiologie was produced by a lover of the Mo with a few computer skills. The track is from Siriusmo's new LP 'Mosaik'. If you havent listened to Mosaik you are quite a silly person and should do so immediately - get aquanted with Mo here
This is all old news but i like to reiterate.
That Shits Fu*ked up right there.
Woman Uses Sperm from Oral Sex to Impregnate Self, Gets Child Support!
"Chicago family physician Richard Phillips, sued Irons for a “calculated, profound personal betrayal.” He claims they never had intercourse in the time of their affair. But, the judges essentially said, “Somebody gotta pay for the baby now that it’s here and she is yours.”
Sauce - http://www.eurthisnthat.com and Jems
Monday, April 11, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
The Delicious sound of Mono-Poly.
Grab the EP here - http://ninjatune.net
Tracklist
01. Manifestations
02. Forest Dark
03. Glow
04. Needs Deodorant
05. Toe Jam
06. Punch The Troll In The Neck
07. Vibrations (Alternate)
02. Forest Dark
03. Glow
04. Needs Deodorant
05. Toe Jam
06. Punch The Troll In The Neck
07. Vibrations (Alternate)
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