Shia LaBeouf is a cannibal

A totally awesome PSA.

Shia LaBeouf is a name that has surrounded a shit tonne of controversy in 2014.
Post Michael Bay's giant shit storm of throwing money at it until you can beat that goddamn rotting corpse of what was originally not that bad a horse no longer Transformers fame, young Shia LaBeouf has been through some interesting times.

Like that time he was accused of plagiarism.
Which is around the time that he said he was going to retire from the public eye.
Or that time he ran a marathon around the Stedelijk museum in Amsterdam in purple spandex, JUST BECAUSE.

Perhaps you may not have heard about that time he chased a homeless guy for his bag of McDonalds around Times Square.

And who can forget this little gem

Admittedly, a fair amount of this stuff is for his performance art work, which makes it seem like 70% of the time he doesn't really give a flying fuck what anyone thinks, except maybe James Franco.

Perhaps that is why he comes off as a such a good guy for whole heartedly supporting Rob Cantor in the creation of the wonderful stage piece titled; SHIA LABEOUF.

This is clearly a factual retelling of something we should all be consistently fearful of, enjoy!