Friday, May 29, 2009
Feist - The Water (Directed by BSS buddy Kevin Drew)
Cillian Murphy gets in on some Canadian action for Kevin Drew and Feist. This short film is pretty cool... apparently Feist doesn't age... neat.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Texts from last night
(802): OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
(562): omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
(773): is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?(773): it's more of a rinse.
(412): Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
(603): Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'(1-603): that's awkward
(408): I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
(292): i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
These are Texts from Last Night. Real texts. Real funny.
(562): omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
(773): is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?(773): it's more of a rinse.
(412): Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
(603): Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'(1-603): that's awkward
(408): I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
(292): i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
These are Texts from Last Night. Real texts. Real funny.
Dexter Vs John Lithgow! Castle Awesome!
VS
"Emmy, Tony and Golden Globe winner Lithgow will portray the "Trinity Killer" in all 12 episodes of the fourth season of the cable hit. Dexter (Michael C. Hall) will become intrigued by the mass murderer, who moves to Miami with FBI Agent Lundy (Keith Carradine) hot on his trail.
AH Yes! Mr Carradine was amazing in Season 2.
Season four of "Dexter" premieres on September 27 on Showtime".
AH Yes! Mr Carradine was amazing in Season 2.Season four of "Dexter" premieres on September 27 on Showtime".
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Optimus with a sword.
Transformers 2 Viral Siteshttp://www.therealeffingdeal.com/ appears on the back of Shias shirt in the trailer.
http://www.gianteffingrobots.com/ a site run by Jon Turturro’s character
Yarael Poof - A forgotten background Starwars Character with an elaborate backstory No.1
"Yarael Poof was a Quermian Jedi Master who served on the Jedi Council during the twilight years of the Galactic Republic. He trained Roron Corobb as his Padawan. While he carried a lightsaber, Yarael Poof preferred to use his mastery of mind tricks to avoid conflict". 
Apparently he died saving Coruscant. Cool I guess.Click here for more then you need to know about Poof.
Average Joe Hero Shots.
"Toronto based photographer Ian Pool re-imagines our favourite superheroes as mundane, fallible regular joes". Click here for more.
Thanks B-Lythe!
WHAT IS THIS!?WHAT IS THIS!?Lego Star Wars Watches!
GO HERE NOW! ON SALE 33% off. Here is the trailer to the Lego Star Wars Trilogy video game for shits and giggles.
Lego Star Wars from azhari on Vimeo.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Will Sweeney meets Birdy Nam Nam in The Parachute Ending music video teaser...
More to come soon.... Be patient.
Grab their album "Manual For Successful Rioting". Electro goodness.
Grab their album "Manual For Successful Rioting". Electro goodness.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Vader in Night at the Museum 2.
Skip to 1:30 seconds and watch out for another well known character.
Here he is again in "The Indian in the Cupboard"
and in SPACE QUEST V: THE NEXT MUTATION
Also on Sesame Street (well his voice James Earl Jones)
Here he is again in "The Indian in the Cupboard"
and in SPACE QUEST V: THE NEXT MUTATION
Also on Sesame Street (well his voice James Earl Jones)
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Wolf Tshirt sales up 2,300% after positive review....
This review of a wolf T-shirt along with almost 700 others has created a craze for this particular item.
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."
BUY HERE
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Transformers Salvation not Castle Worthy. Inglorious Basterds King of the Castle!
TERMINATOR SALVATION VERDICT by Harry Knowles (AICN)
"I hate the film. Pure and simple. I loathe it. I hated it so much I didn’t want to see my friend’s faces afterwards. I just wanted to go home and vent. I really really hate this film. I hate how much effort so many great artists and technicians put into a film that’s this fucking bad. Ultimately its just shit moving, like a sewer pipe. I hate that there isn’t a sustained scene or sequence that I love as much as the best moment from TERMINATOR 3. I hate that when I left the theater I felt empty and let down. That I felt like writing a review like this instead of fucking dry humping a great TERMINATOR movie.
This feels like ALIEN RESURRECTION to me. Something that kills something wonderful for me. I’m no longer interested in Terminator. McG terminated my enthusiasm. I love the first two films. At least I’ll always have that. Fuck this movie."
Whole Review: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41140
Other Reviews:
"This ambitious redefinition of a franchise is also loud, clumsy and, in the end, doesn't make much sense." Joe Lozito: Big Picture Big Sound
"McG rips off so many scenes from other films, I wasn't sure which movie I was watching!" Fiore Mastracci: Outtakes With Fiore
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS Verdict by Balzman who attended Cannes (lucky prick)
"To sum it up in one word: HOLYSHITOHMYGODWOWOWOW.
Honestly, that's it. This movie is a big step forward for Tarantino - it feels like the natural evolution from the Kill Bill films. If anything, this film feels the least bit "homage"-like out of any of QT's movies...the hallmarks are there, but you can feel that he is onto something different with this film. And even if QT feels like this is a big culmination of his work or even a masterpiece (time will tell on that one), it is by far the best film of the year and a pretty strong contender if you ask me at Cannes (most of the films have been pretty boooring). Just trust me - you're gonna love it."
Whole review: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41148
Other reviews:
"This unashamed slice of Second World War hokum finds Quentin Tarantino in mischievous form as he takes on the Second World War with the driving force of a roller coaster ride." Todd McCarthy: Variety
"There are some nice-ish performances but everything is just so boring. He should perhaps go back to making cheerfully inventive outrageous films like Kill Bill. Because Kill Adolf hasn't worked out." Peter Bradshaw Guardian [UK]
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
BASTERDS, BASTERDS, BASTERDS about to premiere in Cannes.
UPDATE: GO HERE AND WATCH THIS CLIP!
I'll keep you up to date as much as I can. It will be screening in the next few hours and reviews will spread like a rash. So keep checking the Castle for updates.
Here are some clips!
I'll keep you up to date as much as I can. It will be screening in the next few hours and reviews will spread like a rash. So keep checking the Castle for updates.
Here are some clips!
Tarantino on getting his Basterd to Cannes.
Quentin Tarantino is so high on the Cannes experience that he worked at a breakneck pace to shoot and edit the 165-page epic-sized WWII drama "Inglourious Basterds" in eight months. And when the writer-director bows his film on Wednesday, he says, "I'm expecting this to be one of the high moments of my career.""This is the cinematic Olympics," Tarantino said. "What an exciting year for auteurs this year, with four Palme d'Or winners. If you've done a movie you're proud of, that you might be defined by, then to me the dream is not necessarily to be there at Oscar time. That's wonderful. But my dream is to always go to present the film at Cannes.
Read the whole story at Variety
Play Brontosaurus Jetpack Now!
I sent a post about this before, (here) although I just discovered you can play it online for free. Life really is amazing when you can play a game involving one of the biggest prehistoric reptiles with a jetpack strapped to its back for free on the internet. Click here now!
Captain Eo - A forgotten Disney Theme Park Ride 3D short film thingy.
Captain EO is a 3-D film formerly shown at Disney theme parks.
The film stars Michael Jackson. It was directed by Francis Ford Coppola, executive-produced by George Lucas, choreographed by Jeffrey Hornaday, photographed by Peter Anderson, produced by Rusty Lemorande, and written by Lemorande, Lucas and Coppola. The score was written by James Horner, and featured two songs ("We Are Here to Change the World" and "Another Part of Me") by Michael Jackson. The Supreme Leader was played by Anjelica Huston. Famed cinematographer Vittorio Storaro acted as visual consultant. Watch this little gem in 2-D below. You can really see the shots that were made for the 3D experience with objects coming towards the screen etc. Gimmicky.
Courtesy of Wiki. LOOKS A LOT BETTER WHEN YOU CLICK THE LITTLE HQ BUTTON.
Grizzly Bear... heart....
Seriously, effing amazing. Watch out for the new record Veckatimest.
(Unofficial): Edited with footage from Albert Lamorisse's "La Ballon Rouge" (The Red Balloon), and music from Grizzly Bear's "Veckatimest".
Watch in HD
(Unofficial): Edited with footage from Albert Lamorisse's "La Ballon Rouge" (The Red Balloon), and music from Grizzly Bear's "Veckatimest".
Watch in HD
New TV spots for a film that in all likelihood will suck, but we'll all see it anyway.
RD-D2 in Star Trek
Star Trek was great by the way. Fantastic effort by everyone especially JJ who brought so much excitement to the world of Star Trek and depth to the charcters. It didnt let up and is some of the best pacing in a film I have seen in quite some time. Anyways JJ loves Star Wars and has said in numerous interviews that Star Trek needed to borrow a little from its Sci-fi lauded enemy. In doing this he put RD-D2 in some sneaky spots.
Gizmodo for the full story.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
SPOONER FILM - Aliens in the Attic
My friend and cyborg counterpart loves seeing shit films at the movies. It's not because of his lack of taste, he just gets off on movies so bad they're good. Examples of this are AvP 2: Requiem and 17 again. But anyways this is another 10 bucks that Spooner should spend and see this wonderfully stupid concept of a film 'Aliens in an Attic'.
ALIENS IN THE ATTIC: Movie Trailer - The best home videos are here
ALIENS IN THE ATTIC: Movie Trailer - The best home videos are here
Backstory of Terminator Salvation using Machinima + A clip from the film!
The series will be based on actress Moon Bloodgood's character who is part of the human resistance
"Two years before the events of Terminator Salvation, Resistance fighter Blair Williams starts out on a deadly mission to a decimated Los Angeles, a known hot zone after the nuclear destruction of Judgment Day. She searches for 'The Ghost' who has been interfering with Resistance communications and rendering them defenseless against Skynet's lethal machines."
"To build on the story of the coming Warner Bros. movie "Terminator Salvation," the studio chose a developing medium called "machinima" -- animated films that use graphics and characters from videogames. Starting Monday, the first of six episodes of "Terminator Salvation: The Machinima Series" will be available online on iTunes, Amazon Video, and Microsoft's Xbox Live"
Courtesy of online.WSJ.com
Exclusive clip! Radcoreness.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Daniel Day Lewis has a new film coming out and its a Musical! OH MY GOD! DDL lick my love pump!
It's directed by Rob Marshall (oscar winning director of Chicago, I cant stand that movie anymore, thanks to my sisters overwatching/singing/dancing to it) Should be great. Here's apples plot summary.
“NINE” is a vibrant and provocative musical that follows the life of world famous film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) as he reaches a creative and personal crisis of epic proportion, while balancing the numerous women in his life including his wife (Marion Cotillard), his mistress (Penelope Cruz), his film star muse (Nicole Kidman), his confidant and costume designer (Judi Dench), an American fashion journalist (Kate Hudson), the whore from his youth (Fergie) and his mother (Sophia Loren). The film is directed by Rob Marshall (CHICAGO). The original 1982 Broadway production of “NINE,” with music and lyrics by Maury Yeston, won five Tony Awards including Best Musical.
Click here for HD goodness.
Dark Night of the Soul - Featuring Julian Casablancas, The Flaming Lips, Frank Black, Iggy Pop and James Mercer of The Shins. Oh and David Lynch.
"After "legal battles," Danger Mouse's new album has been shelved by his label, EMI. But fearful that his work would never be heard, Danger Mouse came up with an idea to get his music out there while at the same time showing his anger at EMI. The album, entitled Dark Night of the Soul, will be sold as a "100+ page book" of photographs inspired by the music and taken by David Lynch, and will include a blank CD-R to be filled with torrented mp3s".Courtesy of Gizmodo.
Dark Night of the Soul Tracklisting:
01. Revenge (feat. Wayne Coyne)
02. Just War (feat. Gruff Rhys)
03. Jaykub (feat. Jason Lytle)
04. Little Girl (feat. Julian Casablancas)
05. Angel's Harp (feat. Black Francis)
06. Pain (feat. Iggy Pop)
07. Star Eyes (I Can Catch It) (feat. James Mercer)
08. Everytime I'm With You (feat. Jason Lytle)
09. Insane Lullaby (feat. James Mercer)
10. Daddy's God (feat. Nina Persson)
11. The Man Who Played God (feat. Nina Persson)
12. Grain Augury (feat. Vic Chesnutt)
13. Dark Night Of The Soul (feat. Vic Chesnutt)
Listen to a stream of the album here
Avatar - Get Excited
"In director James Cameron's original script treatment of Avatar, a man tries to make his way as a miner by combining with an alien during an interplanetary war in which humans can make themselves manifest by possessing alien bodies – avatars.When Avatar was titled "Project 880", a casting call was put out in June 2006 with a plot description provided, saying, "In the future, Jake, a paraplegic war veteran is brought to another planet, Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na'vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture. Those from Earth find themselves at odds with each other and the local culture."
In December 2006, Cameron described Avatar as "a futuristic tale set on a planet 200 years hence [...] an old-fashioned jungle adventure with an environmental conscience [that] aspires to a mythic level of storytelling."[4] The January 2007 press release described the film: "Avatar is also an emotional journey of redemption and revolution. It is the story of a wounded ex-marine, thrust unwillingly into an effort to settle and exploit an exotic planet rich in biodiversity, who eventually crosses over to lead the indigenous race in a battle for survival," and "We're creating an entire world, a complete ecosystem of phantasmagorical plants and creatures, and a native people with a rich culture and language".
Courtesy of wiki.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
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