Monday, April 30, 2012

The Avengers - Castle Review / Guide


Here is your Castle Review / Guide to The Avengers. I've made this easy for you peeps to remember with the following acronym MFWBCBTSWT. 

10 Steps below......and go.

Step 1.  

Make sure you've seen all the Marvel Studio origin films (Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor & Captain America : The first Avenger). (Try to rent all on VHS or transfer to VHS for vintage feel)

Step 2. 

Find some loose change the will equate to around 10 - 15 bucks (Check behind couches and   under car seats) 

Step 3. 

Walk to your nearest cinema (carbon footprint bullshits)

Step 4. 

Buy a ticket to the Avengers in 3D (3D actually works [punch projectionist in the crotch if it's not lit properly])

Step 5.

Clear your bladder (the film is over 2 hours long)

Step 6. 

Buy Popcorn (this is a popcorn movie if there ever was one)

Step 7. 

Turn your phone off, put on your 3D glasses (wear contact lenses today if your vision impaired), enjoy the Prometheus trailer in 3D (film looks mazeballs) and for US citizens (watch out for a new Dark Knight Rises trailer)

Step 8


Step 9. 

Watch through credits for a lovely little surprise

Step 10. 

Try to wipe the smile off your face. 

It's been years leading up to this point. Decades for comic book fans.... But all i will say is...

"The Avengers is pure unadulterated popcorn spectacle. Tremendous to see it all come together. Geekboners and laughs aplenty".

Haynezeeboy 25/04/2012 

Now don't let anyone spoil anything for you and go so this film as soon as you can. 

Minor Spoiler - Hulk is the best thing about this movie. 

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