Thursday, March 31, 2011

Memories... of COD4?

In light of (arguably justified) nuclear meltdown fear currently driving the world mad, perhaps it's time to reflect on the past through some AMAZING shots revealing the impact of Chernobyl some 25 years later... Modern Warfare anyone? Look! Here! Now!


This guy is really growing on me. Some are saying he's Italy's Siriusmo. Hmmm not yet but he is growing into a more and more promising producer.


Alan1 - Drugstore Warrior - Nature Records

Alan1 - Apollo Samba - CDR

Alan1 - Rampage - CDR

Alan1 - Untitled - CDR

Alan1 - Untitled - CDR

Rhythm Is Rhythm - Strings Of Life - Transmat

JJ Fad - Supersonic - White

Daft Punk - Burning - Virgin

808 State/AFX - FlowComa - Men/Rephlex

Interpol - Obstacles N.1 - Matador

Kavinsky & Mr Oizo - Testarossa - Record Makers

Drexciya - Funk Release Valve - Tresor

Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name Of - SBME

Wednesday, March 30, 2011


0000 The Movie (Official Teaser - Present) from 0000 0000 on Vimeo.

monome + mutton chops

= sex. <3 Deadelus

watch the real deal here:

Music Margarita - Remix Bag of Computer Beats - PART 1

tr.v. re·mixed, re·mix·ing, re·mix·es
To recombine (audio tracks or channels from a recording) to produce a new or modified audio recording. Sometimes Good. Sometimes Bad. And sometimes Ugly.

On the day which we heard the release of Q.G.'s remix for the new Justice track, Civilization, I've decided to write up a list of my favourite, and not so favourite remixes. (Consider the aforementioned remix on the "Ugly" list and let's never speak of it again.)


The Flairs - Truckers Delight (Alixander III Remix)

Hey I've got a good idea, let's give Brett Ratner (X-men 3, Rush Hour) the opportunity to re-make Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. How do you think that would turn out? Probably no where near as bad the remix to this amazing track by The Flairs. I know my compadres may feel the Alex Gopher remix falls under this category too, but it doesn't. Sorry, the Alex Gopher mix isn't good, neither is it bad, nor ugly. Thankfully we can all agree two things. The original track is marvelous, and this Alixander III remix is downright fucking awful.

Uffie ft. Pharrell - A.D.D. S.U.V. (Carte Blanche Remix)

I have to put this track into the list. The original, was at best, a slight novelty. I somewhat liked it, but I think we all agree it was a fleeting moment. During that time in which I was aroused by the thought of Uffie singing this to me as she stands over me naked, I grabbed a hold of (yes, and that) this remix. Carte Blanche was still reaping the rewards of Gare Du Nord, and I simply thought, why yes, of course this should be good.

I listened to it once, and never again. I asked a friend did you hear the ADD SUV remix? Response: "Yep." That was it. Never to be talked of, never to be heard of, again.

Boys Noize - Kontact Me (Beataucue Remix)

This particular track wasn't a huge disappointment for me or the music community. It comes on a release which also contains many solid remixes, one of which is featured in "The Good" category.
Alas, this original track is very popular among listeners and had a lot of potential to become something great.

, it's not.

It's under produced, and quite frankly under loved. I imagine Beataucue left this till last minute until they woke up on deadline day, with a massive hangover and immediately did a morning shit. Which resulted in this very ugly remix.

D.I.M. & TAI - Lyposuct (Noob Remix)

Blah Blah Blah. The only word I can think of when I listen to this remix. Possibly another case of, "How the fuck do you remix this track". Frankly, I just don't care about this remix, I just don't care at all.


Scissor Sisters - Invisible Light (Boys Noize Remix)

Sorry, but no one is safe. Boys Noize, you may be one of the best in the business, producing and remixing, which is why I probably expect a lot more from you. While I wouldn't say this is anywhere close to being "Ugly", it is unfortunately a disappointment. A disappointment I still listen to, from time to time. I'm left only to think that this remix was produced while Alex Ridha was on the road, at least I hope there is an excuse to this one.

Boys Noize - Yeah (Remixes by ANYONE)

No, "anyone" isn't a new DJ, and if it was, that's a shit name. 'Yeah' remixes fall into the bad remix category for strange reasons. Mainly because I think this track is cursed. Not the original track, which is fantasitc, but anything another artist does to remix or reincorporate it. Yes, Will.I.Am I'm looking at you. Setting the record straight, Will.I.Am doesn't contribute to this mess of an entry, because he didn't even bother to remix it, but the St. Beethoven, 2ToneDisco and AC Slater versions showed a common trend. This track is barely able to be remixed. I will give AC Slater a bit more credit than the rest, but none the less, 'Yeah' still sounds like 'Yeah', remixed or not, so just don't bother.

Chromeo - Night by Night (Siriusmo Remix)

Now you understand, no one is safe, and I know I'm going to be crucified for this particular entry.

Guess What - I LIKE NIGHT BY NIGHT, but this remix goes a little bit backwards before releasing a solid drop. Too little to late I say. Chromeo is awful at the best of times, and just because I like this track, doesn't mean I'm going to listen to thier album or see them live (*cough*again*cough*).


Chromeo - Night by Night (Siriusmo Remix) (Boys Noize Edit)

Wait... What? Didn't I just do this one? Yes, that picture on the left is of the same two douchebags standing in front of that passed out gutterslut, and the orginal track is the same.... and the even the remix is the same. The difference is a re-edit. Now don't dismiss this because it's an edit. I'm pretty sure this track is only classed as an edit, because it's already been remixed. It sure sounds like Alex Ridha did a little more than editing.

Tiga - Shoes (Mr. Oizo Remix)

Ok, here it is folks. What I'm calling, the best remix of all time. WOAH! Don't jump so quickly. But I shall. Listen, this remix ticks all of the boxes, which is why it's classed as King.

Do I like the original? NO. I hate it. So much.
Is the remix better? YES. It's fucking amazing (Only until the 2:39 mark, thats when I pass out for some strange reason)
What about about other remixes of this track? WORSE THAN THE ORGINAL

Pfft, if it's so good, why doesn't the man himself cast away the original and only ever play this remix in his lives sets? HE DOES, STILL TO THIS DAY. I employ you to find a Tiga set online that features the original shoes and not this particular version.

The following need no explanation, the are all very good and deserve a listen.

ZZT - Lower State of Consciousness (Justice Remix)

Squarepusher - Cryptic Motion (Mr. Oizo Remix)

Boys Noize - Kontact Me (Housemeister Remix)

Zombie Nation - Forza (Housemeister Remix)

Boys Noize - Nerve (Hey Today! Remix)

Zombie Nation - Radio Controlled (Hey Today! Remix)

Noob & Brodinski - Peanuts Club (Attack 1985 Remix)

Boys Noize - Transmission (Tiga Remix)

Mr. Oizo - $tunt$ (Flying Lotus Remix)

Justice - Stress (Auto Remix)

Late of the Pier - Best In The Class (Soulwax Remix)

Boys Noize - Let's Buy Happiness (Proxy Remix)

Mr. Oizo - Erreurjean (Arveen & Misk Remix)

Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours (Siriusmo Remix)

SGDT - Duckkk (VNNR Remix)

M83 - Run Into Flowers (Jackson Remix)

Scissor Sisters - Invisible Light (Siriusmo Remix)

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Please be real.

unfortunately this is just another awesome Tim and Eric CINCO commercial.


Grab the whole EP.
Buy it here

How to become famous.

Are you a bored teen, heres a few tips on how to become one of the most hated people on the planet.


(insert joke about the amount of Porn/ High Def photos of Dolphins/Word Docs./ HD episodes of A Current Affair here)
RRP of $719

Good Afternoon

BUSY P Chop Suey by edbangerrecords

This makes me happy.

Buy it here -

Robin Williams

Enough Said.

Loadout of the Pros. The Famas?

read more about it here - IGN

Vinyl Lovers.

The original idea for Record Store Day was conceived by Chris Brown, and was founded in 2007 by Eric Levin, Michael Kurtz, Carrie Colliton, Amy Dorfman, Don Van Cleave and Brian Poehner as a celebration of the unique culture surrounding over 700 independently owned record stores in the USA, and hundreds of similar stores internationally. This is the one day that all of the independently owned record stores come together with artists to celebrate the art of music. Special vinyl and CD releases and various promotional products are made exclusively for the day and hundreds of artists in the United States and in various countries across the globe make special appearances and performances. Festivities include performances, cook-outs, body painting, meet & greets with artists, parades, djs spinning records and on and on. Metallica officially kicked off Record Store Day at Rasputin Music in San Francisco on April 19, 2008 and Record Store Day is now celebrated the third Saturday every April"

Record Store Releases have been announced with some nice stuff in there (if you can get your hands on it) Click here to see

Click your Country to see your closest participating store

I'm sorry, Thom.

i swear i didn't mean it. i still plan to abort every one of my first born children that is female, just so i can say that i name my first born Thom with a H. you are sex, incarnate:

I'm thinking Thom Curtis Bell... after you and my beloved Ian... Ian is a bit of a paedo name... sorry uncle Ian, but it's true... plus Ian Yorke Bell just seems like you're already trying too hard.

fuck you, radiohead.

Sure, your Universal Sigh project is awesome. Sure, King of Limbs is too. Sure you have set fan bases in many cities around the world... but you're avoiding Seoul... Seoul, Korea... only the 8th biggest city on Earth that actually has legions of people screaming for something from you. In fact, Tokyo is the only place in Asia you're doing this. I lord you, Thom... but pull your head out of your arse.

figure 1: an assehole with his copy that isn't me.

This is worse than that time you cancelled one of only three shows in Australia... just happened to be the one i arranged a ticket/flights to Melbourne for. cunts. eat my shit... eat my dunkel and kimchi ridden poo.

For everyone else, you may be lucky... but probably not...

mixed bag...

If you've never checked this out, the BBC's "Day in Pictures" is always good (BBC news is linked to my firefox RSS feed). Reuters is better but usually too long. who has the time to look at 43 pictures of important world events when 7 will do. ignorance is bliss:

Monday, March 28, 2011

The Terry's - A short film by Tim & Eric

Music by Flying Lotus.
Puppet Voice - Peter Serafinowicz
Voice Over - Adam Scott

Why aren't you watching this?

Watch Adult-Swim's 'Tim & Eric Awesome Show - Great Job!'

You can never sing "Pee Pee" enough.

Sauce - The best blog on Earth - godsbiggestboners

JelloFilth - Cosby Dubstep

When I watch this, apart from being amused, I'm completely amazed that absolutely nothing has changed on American television since 1984.

Not only did the Cosby show run for 8 years, but it is one of only 3 shows in U.S. history to be #1 for 5 consecutive years.

I may be the only one who feels a strong parallel between "The Cosby Show" and "Two and a Half Men".

The story is different sure, but I feel the target audience, format, cult following and strange popularity is the same.

And Bill Cosby is a Coke Pig.

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