Friday, August 31, 2012

Mike & Menstruations

 Jonathon banks was in a menstruation education film in 1974. That is all.

Elan @ the Boiler Room L.A.


The most fresh sounding Electronic music producer today. Playing live. Enjoy. It's friday.


Wednesday, August 29, 2012


I'm so watching the next season of Clone Wars. This looks stupidly stupid amazingnessness no sense rad.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Tuberculosis Tuesday - One ring

@WetaWorkshop @TheDailyHobbit #OneRingToRuleThemAll

If only Frodo had known he could have just gone to the Weta Workshop website, buy a replica of the ring, and leave that pesky Andy Serkis in his cave. Surely the journey would have been a lot easier.

Buy your very own one ring to rule them all.
Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom, which is apparently located a short bus ride South-East of the Wellington CBD, Weta is doing a second batch of one rings for just US$99 which is about $275,000 New Zealand shillings.
Get your pre-order in now!

Sock 5 - David Firth Returns

David Firth is one of the most gifted animators/character creators/unique story tellers on the planet. There literally is no one else like him. His short films create a mood that buries itself deep within you and his voice will make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up on end. Enough wank, Firth has just completed another Socks film. This being the 5th it takes on a new animation style which is absolutely gorgeous. Before that though why don't you watch the classic Sock 4: Sock Lops.

Sock 5 - Three Skins Without Men

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Science Fiction. Happening in our generation!

Mars Curiosity has beamed back what can only be described as 
a completely amazing ridiculously high resolution 360 degree panorama. 

Click HERE and prepare to witness Sci-Fi happening. Now. 

Here's a screen grab below of what to expect! 

Proxy Album INCOMING! For reals this time

@proxxxy @turborecordings
Proxy will be releasing his first album 'Music From The Eastblock Jungles' on Turbo 22 October THIS YEAR! After this album was supposed to come out in 2009 it's been a loooooong wait. Anyway below are the infos. I'll try to put up previews as soon as possible.

Real name Evgeny Pozharnov, Proxy hails from Vladivostok, one of Russia's easternmost cities, where he's been making music in relative isolation for years. One his key influences is The Prodigy, who he saw play live in the Red Square years, and whose in-your-face rave aesthetic still colors most of his productions. Proxy's big break came about five years ago when Tiga agreed to release his first record onTurbo Recordings. The Canadian label has been Proxy's home ever since, and will release his upcoming LP (along with Dim Mak, Steve Aoki's label, who will release it in the US). 

Music From The Eastblock Jungles is due out at the end of October and will be preceded by a single ("Shut Up!") on September 15th. You can hear a full cut from the album over on Proxy's SoundCloud page


01. Red Juke
02. Raw
03. Audio 15
04. Abyss
05. Who Are You? (770EQ) 
06. 8000
07. In Time (Skit)
08. Raven (Original 08) 
09. Revolutuon
10. Cobra Combo
11. Junk
12. Nanomed
13. Raja Ganja
14. Parasite
15. Coke
16. Kamuyi
17. Dance In Dark
18. Shut Up!

Have a listen to Audio 15 below. Proxy on Acid!

Wanker Wednesday - Call Him

#CallHim #CastleAwesome #Facebook #GooglePlus

This has been doing the rounds on Über popular social networking site Google Plus.

1.  Go to the Googles by typing into google.

2. In the google search bar, type in 'CallHim'

3. Open the first URL that pops up in the Google search results.
    It will be a link to a URL called
    OR you can bypass steps 1 & 2 by clicking HERE

3. Type in your name

4. Have a wank.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Shit Post Sunday - Atheist Pet Care

@rickygervais @news_va_en @meganphelps @GodHatesFagsWBC

With all these rapture predictions that have been going on over the past couple of years, and many more predicted for the future, as a good Christian it must be hard knowing that your pure soul will be saved by Jesus - but your unbaptised animal pets will be left here on earth with nobody to look after them while they suffer the fiery hell of eternal damnation.
But, never fear!
Post Rapture Atheist Pet Care is here!

"We at Post Rapture Pet Care are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. Just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. We adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone."

This is such a great idea.
I'm an atheist, but i'll be too busy having gay sexy and murdering children to give a shit about your stupid cat.

Shit Post Sunday - Adventure Time Pilot

Adventure Time is the most creative, colourful and endearing show on television. See where it all began.

Notice how Finn was called Penn. It's come a long way but damn this is still sweet.

Shit Post Sunday - Homeland Season 2 Trailer

If you wanna stay spoiler free for season two of Homeland don't watch this. However there is no dialogue and it will just get you WET for this terrific show to start up again.

Great choice of song.

Oh and here is the trailer for season 7 of Dexter. Last season was quite mediocre. Although that last scene was enough to get us to keep watching. Sigh.

Shit Post Sunday - Mystery Boy

This show is brought to you by Satan. Music by Flairs.

Shit Post Sunday - BoysHouse Mixtape 1

BoysHouse ;- More than one CastleAwesome author attempting to mix beats that they love in a suburban home to no audience whilst drunk.

No.1 mix - BestFlight - Mixt-Ape

Please turn it up. Please take off your pants. You are ready.


Rocket Number 9 (Gesaffelstein Remix) - ZombieZombie
Hardcourage - Falty DL
I Can't Stand The Rain (EV boot) - Tina Turner
Let's Work - Lazer Sword
Mercy Bass - Sei A
Need Electric - Daniel Avery
Love Is Gonna Lift You Up - (Julio Bashmore Remix) - Bobby Womack
XTC (MMM Remix) - Boys Noize
String Thing - Shadow Child
Plex - Harvard Bass
Video Drone - L-Vis 1990
Roland Rat (LFO Remix) - Erol Alkan & Boys Noize
Consciousness (Randomer Remix) - Clouds
NY Lipps (Kawazaki Dubb) - Soulwax
Come on Humans (Sam Tiba remix) - Mickey Moonlight
Forget U - MISTA MEN
Rantanplant - Siriusmo

Friday, August 17, 2012


Schwarzenegger...  He's back with a leading role. It's no surprise it's him f@#king shit up.

See Thru To U


Flylo's first single 'See Thru To U' featuring the raspy Erykah Badu has just been released for his upcoming LP 'Until The Quiet Comes'. It's very Cosmogramma. GOOD! Have a listen below then pre-order the Album on anything but cassette tape here

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Dear Santa,

@HBO #GameOfThrones

I'm so pleased that this exists.

Buy your very own Iron Throne from the official HBO website, for a mere 30,000 pieces of gold.
Now every peasant can be the one true heir to the throne & keeper of cool stuff.


Sunday, August 12, 2012

Shit Post Sunday - CID RIM


Not shit. Quite the opposite. But it's sunday so this post about CID RIM is going to be shit. Let the music take you away. Out on LuckyMe now. Great sound etc etc.

Draw below.

Grab the album. Its a beauty.

Draw x Janet Jackson

Piano Wizard - Musical Genius

The musical genius is back with Solo Piano II on August 27. Let's have a look and listen to some of the upcoming tracks. 

If you're wondering what the hell Solo Piano II is then go here and buy Solo Piano. It's just Chilly and his piano making sweet love and sound via his magical fingers.

Music that MOVES you.


Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Childrens Hospital is Back

@robcorddry @davidwain @lakebell @robhuebel @adultswim
Childrens Hospital is back this Thursday at Midnight (August 9) on Adult Swim. It's most definitely the funniest live action adult swim hospital comedy series set in Brazil on television right now. Watch the promos below.

Hit the jump to see more promos.

Shameless Promotion


Will Farrell and Zack Galifianakis shamelessly promote 'The Campaign' below. It's out this week. I doubt it will be the most on point political satire in the world but I'm sure this film will make me laugh. Plus Jay Roach (Austin Powers Trilogy) is a pretty solid comedy director with a pretty solid track record.

WRONG Resolution

@oizo3000 @PalmtreeFamily @drafthousefilms

Congratulations Quentin. Wrong will be distributed by Drafthouse for a limited theatrical release and VOD for 2013. To fill in the long void of time before humans like ourselves actually get to see this assumingly wonderfully bizarre film you can grab a couple of tracks (Ronnie [yum Oizo sound] & Resolution [guitars and saxophone!]) from the Wrong OST by click the picture above.

Oizo along with the help of Tahiti Boy (check out his/their Myspace) sound like they've made a pretty fresh sounding score for the film. We can expect to get our hands on it in it's entirety August 27.

Let's watch the trailer hey....

dont forget to follow the beard's every move here

Monday, August 6, 2012

Sets Sets Sets

@ciaotiga @boysnoizerec @edbangerrecords @itsmeelan

These Sets will occupy/massage/sex your Ears for about a week. Press play. Have a party. Don't wear pants.

Tiga - My Name is Tiga 

Listen to it here with full track list

Maelstrom - Triple J Mix


01. Lil silva - Shutter 
02. XXXY - Bash 
03. Bambounou - Pixel 
04. Maelstrom - Breeding 
05. Maelstrom - USSR 
06. Brodinski & Louisahhh - Nobody rules the streets 
07. Sinden - Keep it 1000 (Duke Dumont Mix) 
08. SCNTST - Let U Go

Boys Noize - Radio1 Show


01.) Dan Avery - Taste [Phantasy] 
02.) Boys Noize - XTC [Boysnoize Records] 
03.) Audionite - What's The Count [BNR TRAX] 
04.) Shadow Dancer - 2nd City [Boysnoize Records] 
05.) Baskerville - Priam [BNR TRAX] 
06.) D.I.M - Mariachi [Boysnoize Records] 
07.) Scuba - The Hope [Hotflush] 
08.) SCNTST - Let U Go [Boysnoize Records] 
09.) High Powered Boys - The Mashine [Marble] 
10.) Spank Rock - Nasty (SCNTST Remix-BN Edit) [Boysnoize Records] 
11.) Bok Bok - Reminder (L-Vis 1990 Remix) [Night Slugs] 
12.) Boys Noize & Erol Alkan - Roland Rat (LFO Remix) [Boysnoize Records] 
13.) Peaches - Burst (Bart B More Dub Mix) [Boysnoize Records] 
14.) Gunrose - Tears Of Pleasure [BNR TRAX] 
15.) Cybersonik - Technarchy [Plus 8] 
16.) D.I.M - Dragon [Boysnoize Records] 
17.) SCNTST - The Bizzy Jump [Boysnoize Records] 
18.) Strip Steve - Stomp [Boysnoize Records] 
19.) Strip Steve - Astral (Destructo Remix-BN Edit) [Boysnoize Records]

Hit the jump to get more glorious sets. 

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Send one of our Castle writers to Mars!

#MarsOne #Mars

After writing 2 articles this morning (one regarding putting humans on Mars, and the second misogynistic dribble about Lana Wachowski), I have decided that in 10 years time, I want to live on Mars. Although I doubt I'll be able to blog from Mars directly, I'll try very hard to send the rest of the writers some regular posts.

To be apart of this momentous occasion, just visit the facebook page here and simply follow. Obviously, we might need your support with more than just giving up $1. It would be appreciated if you could share the page with your friends, and even on twitter!

In 10 years - People will live on Mars

Mars One will establish the first human settlement on Mars in 2023. A habitable settlement will be waiting for the settlers when they land. The settlement will support them while they live and work on Mars the rest of their lives. Every two years after 2023 an additional crew will arrive, such that there is a real living, growing community on Mars. Mars One has created a technical plan for this mission that is as simple as possible. For every component of the mission we have identified at least one potential supplier. Mars One invites you to join us in this next giant leap for mankind!

Video below, plus more details here

Watch the video and try not to think of this guy.

or this guy

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Breakbot Album incoming - Get Excited.

@breakbot @edbangerrecords @oizo3000

After years of hearing some golden original tunes over several EPs Breakbot will be releasing his album 'By Your Side' in late September. Here a nice lil teaser for the album. Have a look see below.

I want Breakbot bobble head now! I can totally see that going on sale at

In other Ed Banger news Oizo has released 'Ronnie' on the Soundcloud. It's from his film 'Wrong'. If you dont know what Wrong is you haven't been visiting this site much and should probably rethink your life. The beard collaborated with Tahiti Boy on it. Sounds Clingtastic. A lot of nice real sounds in this track. Apparently the whole soundtrack contains a lot of recorded everyday items. This is going to be a super swell soundtrack. I CAN TASTE IT!

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