With all these rapture predictions that have been going on over the past couple of years, and many more predicted for the future, as a good Christian it must be hard knowing that your pure soul will be saved by Jesus - but your unbaptised animal pets will be left here on earth with nobody to look after them while they suffer the fiery hell of eternal damnation.
But, never fear!
Post Rapture Atheist Pet Care is here!
"We at Post Rapture Pet Care are confirmed atheists and as such will be part of the left behind when the time comes. Just because we are atheists doesn't mean we are not animal lovers. We adore all kind of pets and would love to look after your pets after you are gone."
This is such a great idea.
I'm an atheist, but i'll be too busy having gay sexy and murdering children to give a shit about your stupid cat.
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