Here's the story.
A Man in France was divorced by his wife because they didn't do the no pants dance enough.
And the judge, being French, said; Sustained - you needed to tap dat ass more, and eat baguettes, and the husband was ruled to be "Solely responsible".
As if that wasn't bad enough, the now ex-wife dragged his ass back into court and sued him for €10,000 for the "lack of sex over 21 years of marriage".
The ex-husband claimed "tiredness and health problems" had prevented him from being more attentive between the sheets.
The Judge ruled "A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent"
The ruling is based on "article 215 of France's civil code, which states married couples must agree to a 'shared communal life', which the judge holds includes sex.
So the lesson from all of this is that I should probably move to France because apparently the chicks are screaming for the cock,
And secondly, be a man and do the sex with your lady all the time so you don't get sued.
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